Which Make of Truck Are You?

Would you consider enlisting in the military?

I've considered it, but not seriously.

I would never enlist.

I've enlisted in the military already.

I am seriously considering it.

If your town was under zombie attack, how long would you survive?

Maybe a day.

I'd be one of the first to die.

I could survive for years.

It would depend who I was with.

How does exercise fit into your lifestyle?

My job is constant exercise.

I never exercise.

I eat healthy so I don't worry about exercise much.

I workout almost everyday.

What is your go-to facial hair style?

Handlebar moustache all the way.

A very thin moustache.

Just a goatee.

A long beard.

Do you think you have an 'old school' personality?

Definitely.

I don't think so.

In some ways, but not totally.

I don't have a clue what that even means.

Where do you typically fall on the political spectrum?

Directly in the middle.

To the left.

Right leaning.

I have no idea.

What talent would you showcase on stage?

Stand up comedy.

Singing or playing an instrument.

Acting in a play.

Dancing.

What sports do you watch for fun?

Baseball

Hockey

Football

Basketball

How would you describe your current relationship status?

Married.

Actively looking.

Single and keeping things casual.

In a committed relationship.

What's your lazy Sunday afternoon movie genre?

Action-packed.

Something funny.

Something scary.

An educational documentary.

On what level do you identify with Chuck Norris?

We have a couple of things in common.

I don't have many things in common with him.

We are the same person.

Who is Chuck Norris?

You're taking a short vacation. Which of these spots would you like to visit?

Branson, Missouri

Nashville, Tennessee

Austin, Texas

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you had to move to a new country, where would you want to live?

Norway

Australia

Brazil

Ireland

Are you type of the person to help your friends move?

Of course! I help out with things like this all the time.

I try not to unless I absolutely have to.

I'll help if they're a close friend.

I'll do it if there's something in it for me.

You're walking in the woods and you see a bear. What is your move?

Pretend I am dead.

Run as fast as I can!

Yell for help.

Try to fight it off.

What are your thoughts on camping?

I love camping, I go as often as I can.

I'll go with a group of friends.

I don't mind camping but don't go often.

I prefer hunting to camping.

Have you ever been in an accident?

Once

Nope, never.

A couple of times.

I have to admit I'm accident-prone.

How do you feel about conspiracy theories?

I think they're ridiculous.

If they are proven, I will believe it.

I believe a lot of conspiracy theories.

It really depends on the context.

Do your friends think you're cool?

Hmmm, I'm not really sure.

To be honest, I don't care if they do.

Of course they do!

I hope they do.

Have you ever been fired?

Once

Nope, never.

I've been let go a couple of times.

I have to admit I'm fired frequently.

How do you look wearing a cowboy hat?

A little silly.

I don't know, I've never tried one on.

I look fantastic.

It's a look I could take or leave.

What kind of drive do you enjoy for fun?

A cruise through country back roads.

A drive through a busy city.

Off-roading and getting muddy!

Every drive is fun!

Which of these conventions would you attend?

A comic convention

A gaming convention

A business convention

A gun convention

Which TV show do you flick on for a night at home?

Narcos

Prison Break

Vikings

Depends on which game is on.

When did you last work outside in the hot sun all day?

Sometime within the last few months.

I have never done that.

I do that almost everyday for work.

I don't even remember.

How would you feel about working indoors in an office everyday?

It would have to pay really well.

I prefer an office job.

I would never work indoors.

Maybe temporarily, but not forever.

If you're late for an event, how fast will you drive?

I always stick to the speed limit. If I'm late, I'm late.

I will speed slightly.

Getting places on time is important to me so I will go as fast as I need to go.

I'd rather not say.

How cool would you expect to look if you were driving your dream truck?

Looking cool is not my priority when picking a truck.

I don't expect to look cool at all.

I would look so cool.

I better look cool after spending all that money!

Do you have road rage?

Only in really ridiculous situations.

No, I keep it calm always.

I have a bad case of road rage.

Yes, other people are such bad drivers!

If your kid was having trouble in school, what would you do?

Punish them with chores.

Have a conversation about it.

Hire them a tutor.

Take away their allowance.